Broke in to your room while you were at Six Flags and stole most of your weed.
What do you get when all of our favorite shows are on at the exact same time? Nothing. No TiVo space, no personal enjoyment and certainly no right to have any idea what’s going on in the show you’ve watched religiously for the last four years.
That mysterious allergic reaction you got one morning while you were eating your cereal? Almonds for your nut allergy. It was a present.
While you were sleeping, I got your phone, and changed the digits in different peoples phone numbers. Just for fun.
When I told you I accidentally put the red shirt in with all of your whites I was lying. And now you are wearing pink.